The are-you-kidding-me Love Story : The Young India

Santa Singh

Everybody seems to be lampooning the once-in-a-lifetime masterpiece called Love Story 2050. Poor Harman baba, what crimes has he done? He is so original and does not look like another muscular hero at all. And the songs are so good and refreshing. That robot does not look like a transgender operation gone wrong.

I will now prove it to you. This song from the film is the highlight of our lives. God or papa Baweja alone know how much money must have been spent in making this song. But it is a masterpiece and has the youth janta on its toes and feet.

This is how the song reads.

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H is Harman, P is Priyanka

H- As u say sunshine..

P- sunshine? Kahan se dhund kar late ho tum yeh pracheen words?

(sunshine, from where do you discover such ancient words?)
H- Umm jahan se main aaya,

(Umm…from where I come)
P- Oh, to aap yahan kya lene aaye hai?

(Oh, so what have you come here to take?)
H- Pyaar!..

(Love!…)

P- Just a tip..hamari duniya mein, pyaar wyaar nahi hota

to shayad aapko khaali haath jaana pade, you know..

P…Just a tip..there is no love-shove in my world, so you may have to go empty handed, you know…)

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By now it seems that there is no daylight in this film

set in the year 2050. The world is a neon-light galore.

Ram Gopal Varma will be happy. No sunlight matlab happy Ramu.

Then it starts,

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Whether you meet me or not, I will come and meet you (ahem..I have nothing else to do)

Whether you talk or not,

Whether you talk or not, I will keep on talking (Behold! I am the hero and this is my film)

Whether you listen or not, whether you listen or not, I will make you listen

(because I am a chauvinistic pig or the lyricist lost out on words)

My heart says what….

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The paragraph above is repeated twice so that you can puke and not miss out on anything. You could also go for a quick loo break and actually collapse there and wake up 2 hours later with a mass of unconscious men or women. I am sure you wouldn’t have missed anything even then.

Robot just saw Love Story 2050

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The are-you-kidding-me Love Story

on July 16, 2008

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