Aliens Gatecrash Swayamvar Show : The Young India

Kartikey Sehgal

In a shocking development, aliens gate crashed the finale of the popular television reality show, ‘Raakhi Ka Swayamvar’ claiming that Raakhi was one of their own. When asked by the security to leave, the aliens expressed shock and regret at not being welcomed by somebody who if not by looks then at least by antics was one with them.

When this reporter asked one of the aliens for his story he replied in a language not decipherable by anybody but to which Raakhi promptly replied, “I denies. What the huck?”

One of the aliens, who refused to be named, cried as he approached Raakhi with a photograph. We managed to get hold of the photograph that shows Raakhi with the alien in happier times.

Raakhi (real name Iamhappieztobemyselfz) with CoolBoyAlien

According to sources, this photo was taken right after the duo spent quality time in a popular alien disco in alienland. CoolBoyAlien proposed marriage to Raakhi after she was the star of the evening, having won a contest that measures the contestant’s propensity to cry and wail while applying makeup.

It seems that the alienboy’s alienfather was against the match and as a punishment sent Raakhi to earth with the prophetic words, “Let them Suffer”.

Raakhi alleges that this is a conspiracy by rival channels who cannot bear her popularity and want her to remarry on their channels. Raakhi was distraught when she said, “How much I can marry? I have limits. Oh Jejus”.

The aliens also contend that while remembering Jejus, Raakhi is actually remembering a popular and highly successful cosmetic surgeon on alienland who can make the prettiest aliengirls look like humans.

In other news, Jesus Christ disowned Raakhi and stated that, “I get cramps when she takes my name. I pity my Indian friends.”

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