What Happens When You Don’t Support ‘The Hand’

on April 1, 2010

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Santa Singh

(On Amitabh Bachchan being hounded by a political party
Read: One, Two)

Hello ____ (insert your name here). How are you. Come, we will now embrace. Say (I wink), the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world eh?

(You look blank)…uh of course… Earth laughs in flowers. Heh heh heh…

Which flower?

Um… sorry?

Which flower does the earth laugh in.

Oh it’s a quote by Emerson.

(I shout) No WHICH flower does the earth laugh in.

Ummm… any flower… say lotus.

How dare you, you murderer!

Sorry?

I am sorry I embraced you… you minority murderer. I talked of the hand you reply with lotus. How dare you? I should have known that you dream of minority bashing.

On The Streets

Hit him hit him, he does not support secularism. The son of a gun was pelting me with lotus. If you stand for Gandhi peace then hit him. Show him the path to peace and secularism.

Look… I just happened to mention Lotus… that was a quote by Emerson.

Was Emerson supporter of the Hand or did he like the Lotus?

How do I know if he liked the Hand or not… I guess he had one and so he wrote that quote. And most people like flowers so I guess he liked Lotus but that does not mean I…

How dare you suggest that most people like Lotus… beat him up. Show him what happens when the might of the Hand is questioned.

You cannot bash me for liking a flower. Oh hell! I only mentioned it…

Quick, do you think the Prince is the most handsome of all?

Prince? India does not have a Prin… oh i get it now. Of course, I like him.

Stop beating him. Good. So you like the Prince?

Of course, he is long-standing and evergreen. I love his work.

I am glad you are on the right path.

Oh thanks for that. I love Dev Anand.

Hit him again. This fool does not understand the language of the Hand.

But wait… I thought that the Princely states were abolished…

Give him to Daku Bhayanker Singh.

Now wait, he is a daku, don’t you have to arrest him and all?

He is a self-sacrificing daku. When it was time to anoint himself as the head daku, he quietly gave the position to his accountant. He imbibes the philosophy of the Hand. We love him. He is a true secular Indian. Get him Daku.

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